I’m pretty sure CAPTCHA is messing with me

I’ve noticed over the past few weeks that whenever I’m presented a CAPTCHA box (one of those security fields that has you type the words that you see on your screen, supposedly to make sure you’re not some kind of robot) the words in the box have been a little suspicious. As if the program was trying to tell me something.

I’d get presented with a combination of words like “lazy” and “worker” or “heavy” and “foundation“. Never anything overt, but always a combination that could have another meaning implied if you read into it. And always something slightly derogatory.

Of course I would dismiss it every time because acknowledging it as more than just coincidence would give credence to the fact that a mischievous and malicious computer program was out to get me. I have a hard enough time maintaining outward appearances of...

Happy Second of July!!!

In my opinion, July 2nd gets the shaft. Always being overshadowed by his baby brother July 4th.

Sure, the 4th of July is a very important day in this history of our nation.

I’d argue that the 2nd of July marks far greater moments in America’s history than the anniversary of the deaths of America’s 2nd, 3rd, and 5th Presidents.

On July 2, 1776 the Lee Resolution was approved establishing America's independence

July 2nd is the birthday of some of the greatest things we call American.

The birth of America itself.

July 2nd is the day America established its independence. In 1776, the Second Continental Congress adopted the